Two Sugars Over None

Tralalala~ Despite not updating this journal, I insist this stuff is still getting written.

Part 2 proper (as in, not the random interludes written for theme XD) is such an absolute monster. I'm afraid that it will actually break the LJ word limit and I will have to edit, which is frankly ridiculous, because who edits shameless porn?

I'm a little worried that it'll be introducing two new characters, one of which has the same name as a passing mention in Colin's past. Oh well. That's what last names were invented for!

Ganbatte, M.! You have plenty of time this time. Let's just hope the writing doesn't dry up when you hit the nasty bits.

DONE! Cue celebration.

....Honey Bunches of Oats or, like, Raisin Bran? Is West a Special K kind of guy? My muse says he's a Honey Cheerios kind of guy, but I beg to differ. Honey Cheerios is just a bit too Honey Queerios, and he's only a little unsure of himself. Or so he says, anyway.

The pants are off! But now I'm stumped.

Here's a question. Do lawyers actually have penises, or do they just have glowing cones?